"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

reptiglo:

lizardsarestupid:

technicolorchameleons:

scrapbot13:

Crested gecko ownership in twenty seconds.

I am sobbing. This is exactly it.

I need 8

100% true

GUYS I ADDED MUSIC TO THIS AND OH MY GOODNESS 

this is exactly what you think it is

captain-boomerang:

imagineteenwolflike:

captain-boomerang:

bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

Constant Headache
Joyce Manor

manwithoutties:

Having sex in the morning, your love was foreign to me
It made me think maybe human is not such a bad thing to be
But I just laid there in protest, entirely fucked
It’s such a stubborn reminder one perfect night’s not enough

A message from Anonymous
I have like one regret my whole highschool life and it's like not talking to you at all. I saw you everyday in the hall and thought you were the cutest thing ever. I always wanted to say something but never mustered up the courage to do something. I was thinking about tripping you and catching you like in Spider-Man but that's mean. Ugh. Oh well. It's just something I had to get off my chest. Oh btw you don't know me. Well I don't think you do.

Oh goodness… thank you so much for being so honest! I totally understand the difficulty of approaching, or in my case, initiating a conversation with someone you fancy. 

I guess it was good that you didn’t though, since I do have a boyfriend, but don’t ever fear using your spidey skills to whoo a lady in the future! It might save you some regret!

But yeah, thank you again for your honesty, I appreciate it and sincerely wish you the best! :)

A message from Anonymous
Do you answer all of your questions or only the good one?

Yeah! I answer all of my questions! If you’re intrested in asking somethin’, ask away!

bonhivers:

i’ll always love you ‘cause we grew up together and you helped make me who i am. i just wanted you to know there will be a piece of you in me always, and i’m grateful for that. whatever someone you become, and wherever you are in the world, i’m sending you love. you’re my friend to the end.

— her (2013)

Degausser
Brand New


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Falling in Love Again
Joyce Manor

mondosmusicbox:

get-warmer:

Falling in Love Again // Joyce Manor

Jam of the summer.

forfoxesonly:

THIS FOX IS LIKE, “BE A DEER AND STOP KISSING ME, PLEASE!” AND THIS DEER IS LIKE, “I CAN’T HELP MYSELF, YOU’RE SUCH A FOX!” THESE TWO! AM I RIGHT!? GET A FOREST!!!

forfoxesonly:

THIS FOX IS LIKE, “BE A DEER AND STOP KISSING ME, PLEASE!” AND THIS DEER IS LIKE, “I CAN’T HELP MYSELF, YOU’RE SUCH A FOX!” THESE TWO! AM I RIGHT!? GET A FOREST!!!

rose-domino:

"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"

rolorevolution:

Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.